But a funny thing happened as I absent mindedly channel surfed. There was a lot less static and noise. I paid close attention. Nothing was scrambled. I had cable. And I wasn't paying for it.

Oh good fucking god there is no way to explain how long I've waited. I can watch Sox games. The Justice League has a cartoon! And I've now seen an entire episode of The Osbournes. Fucking South Park, man. I want to watch South park again.

Life is good, and it's my third day of free cable. As if I needed another reason to ostracize myself from society.

Interesting facts I've learned. Sean Connery begasn losing his hair when he was twenty one, and he wore a wig during the filming of every James Bond film he starred in. That's a good fucking wig.

I also learned, within the same hour, that Carnie Wilson, whether thick or thin, is just fucking annoying.

Cable. It's opening my eyes again. And it feels like the first time.